Funness!

Here’s what to do:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam Chowder in Soudough Bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted Cream Tea
38. Vodka Jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal - it’d be a spicy trying type of thing
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth $120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala - sounds awesome
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake (all of them, thankfully! :)
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang Souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom Yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. 3 Michelin Star Tasting Menu
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

Through education Greg Mortenson is tackling terrorism, promoting peace, and increasing the quality of life for this and future generations in the poorest regions of Pakistan and Afghanistan. Regions that are forgotten by their own governments. When the book was completed his Central Asia Institute (CAI) was helping over 24,000 children get an education. Twenty four thousand! The number continues to grow as the CAI continues to build schools, fund higher education, and provide necessary education and resources to these regions. It only costs $1.00 a MONTH to educate a child there - and teacher’s salary average $1.00 a day. Think about that the next time you order a triple venti sugar-free non-fat mocha with 3 pumps at Starbucks. I know I will.

Buy this book at Amazon, buy it at Barnes & Noble. Buy it wherever you buy your books. I bought it at Costco, of all places. Buy a copy for a friend or library. Just read it and share it. If you buy it via the Three Cups of Tea website a percentage goes towards helping the cause. Just buy it, that is the important thing. The book needs to simply be read. When you’re done, pass it on, share it, spread the message in it. It’s life-altering - in a good way! :)

Donate to Pennies for Peace, a concept started by school children help send children to school and to provide pencils, supplies, notebooks, etc. It’s tax-deductible. What better use of a few dollars?

Visit the Central Asia Institute website. Learn more about what is being done, what has been done, and donate a few dollars (or more!) so the work can continue.

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